Sometimes fun is in order. An updated T&E Plus rerun and some fun as we move into the summer travel season .... enjoy the weekend.
New Travel, Entertainment, and Meeting Policy
1. All travel must be approved by your manager, the manager’s director, the managing director, the operations leader, the shared services vice president, the chief financial officer and the chief executive officer. Please submit all travel requests four months in advance.
2. All large and small meetings, events, conferences or other gatherings of 2 or more people must be registered on the portal which is located at the home page. Click on the link called meetings/events, then click on “register meeting,” then click on “why I want to have this meeting,” then click on “the return on investment” link to ensure your meeting returns value to the company, then click on “provide business case” as to why your meeting is important, then click on the link called, “why Las Vegas cannot be your destination for your meeting,” then click on the link called “how to save money on your meeting,” then fill out the registration page. If you have any more questions on meetings, please read numbers 9 and 10 below.
3. All travel must be booked by finding the lowest fare such as using the online booking tool, the airline webfares, the travel agency, your sister’s travel agency, the newspapers ads, or the online travel aggregator sites. We recognize that this may take you three or more hours, but if you can find a fare that is cheaper, you must take the time to search in order to save money.
4. Please stay with relatives or friends to reduce your expenses. While you’re there, please raid their refrigerator to eliminate meal expenses. If you are traveling to a location without relatives or friends, please make new friends online using Twitter. If that fails, please retrieve the reusable tentage from the local office.
5. Ancillary charges are not reimbursable. We expect you to sit in the middle seat, use carry on luggage and bring your own food onboard. We expect you to bring your own extension cords and flip charts to meetings. We refuse to reimburse for the airline’s or hotel’s ancillary fees. Laundry expenses are not reimbursable. Please use your relative’s or friend’s washer and dryer.
6. Ground transportation must be provided by your favorite shoe manufacturer and your feet. If your journey is more than five miles, please be sure to carry maps of the local bus or subway route with you. You will not be reimbursed for these expenses because you should be willing to walk as our Health Benefit costs are increasing and you need to lose weight.
7. Allowable client entertainment includes volunteering, going to the park or taking advantage of free events.
8. The T&E corporate card must be used for all reimbursable expenses. Our company has no reimbursable expenses. Any accrued points must be turned over to your manager, the manager’s director, the managing director or the chief financial officer so that they may use to buy valuable products, such as soap and toilet paper for our company bathrooms because we have cut all janitorial supplies from our budget.
9. Internal meetings and events can only be conducted by virtual mediums. The approved virtual mediums include your personal cell phones, your personal computer and webcams.
10. External business development meetings and events can be held at the local park. In the case of inclement weather, please use parks with gazebos, canopies or buildings. If you require client entertainment, please bring a deck of cards. No gambling is allowed. If you require bug spray, please purchase at your own expense.
11. All audiovisual and production requirements must be supplied by using flashlights, hand shadows and drawings on the back of the napkin.
12. All travelers and meeting attendees must bring travel sleep sacks, pillows, blankets and energy bars on all trips because you never know when a volcano will erupt, a storm will ensue, or a crisis will occur. Dealing with the unexpected increases your tolerance for adverse situations so that you can adapt to our working environment.
13. All travelers should go to the local grocery store and eat from their "sample platters" to reduce food expenses. Meeting planners should plan to have meetings in hotels that host weddings and bar/bat mitzvahs so that meeting attendees can snitch food from other guests in order to reduce food and beverage expenses.
Any violations or noncompliance to this policy will be reported by our data metrics, from the ERP, the OBT, the TMC, the EMS, and the SMM technology, that we build, analyze, preview, revise, reproduce, report and validate a few times each day.
Debi Scholar, CMM, CMP, CTE, CTT
Author of the SMM: The Strategy Quick Reference Guide http://www.amazon.com/Strategic-Meetings-Management-Strategy-Reference/dp/0983439729/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1310729887&sr=8-1
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• Author, Strategic Meetings Management: The Strategy Quick Reference Guide (2011)
• Meetings Management Mover and Shaker as selected by Corporate and Incentive Travel Magazine (2010)
• Top 20 Changemaker who influenced the meetings management industry by Corporate Meetings and Incentives (2008)
• Best Meeting Practitioner as selected by Business Travel News (2007)
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Debi has the following designations:
• Wharton Aresty Executive Education/National Business Travel Association (NBTA) Global Leadership Professional (GLP)
• Meeting Professionals International Certificate in Meetings Management (CMM)
• Convention Industry Council Certified Meeting Professional (CMP)
• NBTA Corporate Travel Expert (CTE)
• Six Sigma Green Belt
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